I came here from an online portfolio, as most of the images are watermarked "http://www.meatdynamo.net/plaza355." I'd like to confirm if it's really your portfolio I looked at.
Chances are yes, that is my portfolio you were looking at. But feel free to contact me to confirm it. As much as I'd like to hope no one is using my work and identity to apply for a job, you can never be too sure on the internet. My portfolio is on a different domain as it is strictly bussiness and this is more or less fun.

Why isn't the leather section working?
Because it's graphic intensive and I just haven't had the time to edit all the photos and come up with some way to categorize them that makes sense. I'm working on it. Really.

And why's Plaza355 empty?
I'm working on it. There hasn't been anything there in two years. What's you hurry?

Why is your mail at Gmail and not here?
Meatdynamo.net is nothing if not wonky and unreliable. While I get all the space I need here, it's been randomly deleted and offline frequently. Gmail is much more reliable and web based, so your emails don't vanish into the dark pit of dispair that is Meatdynamo.

What is that weird dragon thing on the left side of the pages?
He's Croaker Norge. He likes tea.

Can I use your images for my school project/avatar/signature/site layout/neopets page/store/look up?
No. Draw your own pictures or use stock images.

Just so you know, I'm going to use it anyway! In fact, I've already done it! So you might as well just OK it.
You're an asshole. Why don't you use stock images? They're free for use and at most only require credit. No, my images are not stock images.

But I've got X horrible disease and/or condition! How dare you deny me permission to use your images for signatures?
I dare pretty easily. Draw your own images, use stock images or try to scam someone else.